Bad Company Party

Overview:

If you love Nintendo-era pixelated graphics and awkward, alcohol-fueled office holiday parties, this is the computer game for you. Game players use the direction keys to walk and jump through an office, talking to coworkers and collecting drinks for points while avoiding flying emails with point-subtracting work assignments.

"Uh-oh," the protagonist thinks. "Looks like the intern's been putting in some overtime on the social drinking project."

One female coworker says, "I have a real issue with unicorns. But horses with wings? I'm totally okay with that."